Sparks (username shark2004 from 2009-14, Mentalist 2014-present)

About Sparks
Sparks is a crass raccoon and Nano contributor since 2009. He has participated in/founded/otherwise lurks around the successful threads Sir, I Am Being Hunted, The Manipulators, Unsent Letters, The Alliance of Non-Religious People, Religious and Non-religious People Ask Each Other Questions, NanoLegends: Celebrating the YWP's Landmark Threads, Shout Random Song Lyrics, and Bob: A Strange and Pointless Game.

The Life History of Sparks
Heh. Had you there.

Random Facts About Sparks

 * Sparks is not straight
 * Sparks is non-religious
 * Sparks' favorite color is teal
 * Sparks has contempt for Tumblr
 * Sparks has a job so he can make it rain with all his homies in the club
 * Sparks favorite TV show is 24
 * Sparks' favorite author is Clive Cussler
 * Sparks is libertarian


 * Sparks hates the Internet

What Does Sparks Write About
Life, Death, and Taxes.